Bittman Haikus
Put some meat in a pan.
Season; you figure it out.
Fry til it's done.
Adjust the broiler.
Two inches? Four? Oh.
Something like that.
In salad dressing,
use wine, or soy sauce, or stout
Motor oil? All four?
Season your fish well.
Dill or parsley or sage, or...
Whatever seems good.
Cook some spaghetti.
Put some random stuff in it.
I don't give a fuck.
Buy my cookbooks! Please!
I wish I knew what food was.
Still, I gotta eat.
8 comments:
here is a secret:
pots and pans are useful tools.
which ones, you ask? um...
W W F smackdown:
Mister Man-Ryan mashup
V. The Miserabilist
-CPB
Hey, I want to write music to this for Roxi Starr!
Bourdain. Ramsay. Battali Those other guys work too hard. All I need is a pot and a sneer. Use less pasta. Wish you thought of it first, don't you?
I gotta read this book. I like the way it bleeds especially.
spread fruit sauce on book
liberally stab with knife
makes fourteen servings
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i think you might like this...
Hilarious! Now cook it and see what happens. xo, Robin
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