No news is no news

I realize I have not posted anything in a while (I am still resisting using "blog" as a verb, as in, "sorry, I'm blogging right now" or "I shall not blog about Elliot Spitzer"). There is no big news to share. Clinic appointments continue to be uneventful, happily. My blood pressure is a little high, probably because of one of my medications. In general, though, things (blood counts, etc.) look good.

They are still tapering the steroids and I'm still suffering withdrawal symptoms, though I'm sure they are not as bad as they could be. I'm tired and I have a headache and I'm plagued with a mild case of the "fuckits" - I don't feel like doing anything. My life is very circumscribed, so when I don't have energy it can be a bit depressing. It's harder to distract yourself from, well, yourself, when you're exhausted.

I have been in excellent spirits thus far. Now it's been two and a half months, and though I'm not completely stir-crazy yet, I am pretty sick of all the restrictions and the paranoia. The idea that I have a vulnerable, brand-new immune system is just completely abstract to me and yet I'm constantly worried that I will be possessed by some diabolical germ infestation, which can come from anywhere, even from inside my own body. I don't obsess about this all the time, but every decision I make - minute, mundane, and otherwise - is ruled by it. Every cough and hiccup and tummyache can be terrifying, and, to an extent, it's up to me to decide whether it warrants concern. I have had a cough for the past several days, and I asked the PA in the clinic very specifically what symptoms I should be on the lookout for. What developments, SPECIFICALLY, should trigger a phone call? I don't want to call them and have them shrug and say "I dunno". It's as if I'm calling a mechanic to ask for help baking a cake.

Hyper-vigilance combined with lots and lots of free time...it's an interesting life, to say the least.

And so, I am a little down, a little unmotivated, a little bit sick of it all. Some of it is chemical; all of it is par for the course at this point. I'll feel better once I get my energy back, I suspect. Maybe it will be today.

Hope everyone is well....stay in touch.

More cancer drama

As I was finishing up the post below, I realized that there was a message on my cell that I had not noticed earlier (my cell does not always ring in this apartment.) It was from my doctor's office. The PA had left a message saying, "Please call the office."

Swell. It's after 5:00 and I have no clue what this is about. Are they calling to apologize for not reassuring me yesterday (see below.) Doubtful. Are they calling to say that they have seen suspicious activity in my blood but they need a biopsy to be sure? Perhaps. Are they calling to say that my cancer is back and there's absolutely no hope for me this time? Maybe. It could be anything, really. They could be calling to say that Hillary is going to beat Obama.

Needless to say, having stepped off the roller coaster just a few hours before, I now had to buy a new ticket and step back on. I called the answering service and spoke to the covering doctor, who said she would call my regular doctor. They called back very quickly to say that the level of one of my meds was too high and they want me to stop taking it this weekend and go in Monday to get the level checked again.

Whew.

Just one question. Why the fuck couldn't they have just said that on my voicemail???

Round and round and round we go...

Roid Rage

Yesterday, mom was supposed to get on a train at 7 AM and go home. I woke up feeling really bad - terrible fatigue and a massive headache. I have not really had any symptoms like this since I got home (or, ahem, any symptoms of any kind?) so we were pretty freaked out. I felt exactly the way I used to feel right before I got a fever. Fever is bad. Fever means the ER, the slammer, mom doesn't get to go home, I cancel all my weekend social plans in exchange for a smelly hospital room, and who knows what kind of roommate, and IV antibiotics which may or may not make me break into a horrible rash. And stupid hospital volunteers and underfed, lightheaded forgetful nutritionists. And crazy, sadistic covering weekend doctors. Aarrrggghhhhhhhhh.

So of course I went there. I was sure it was doomsday. In fairness, I am not completely insane. Most people are hospitalized after transplant for one thing or another...I have been lucky so far. That said, I have had my hospital bag packed and ready to go since the day I got home two months ago.

I consoled myself with the fact that I had just been to the clinic and that my counts are good. Still, mom and I were worried enough that she didn't get on that morning train.

I called the doctor when the office opened at 9. I told the PA what my symptoms were and she said she'd talk to the doc and call me back. She called back and said the doctor "didn't know what to make of it."

They give you such big speeches about calling whenever you notice ANYTHING unusual. I tried to take comfort in the fact that they clearly weren't alarmed, but I still knew that I felt horrible and that just didn't seem like a good sign. I lost my appetite, I felt nauseated, I barely got out of bed all day. It seemed like a downward spiral.

This morning I felt a bit better when I woke up at 7, and better still as the morning wore on, so we made an executive decision to send mom home. I was a little nervous about it, but I didn't want the whole weekend to be blown for her.

After she left, I thought, hey. Why don't I Google withdrawal symptoms for the steroid I'm on, since they are tapering it down every week. Guess what? Classic withdrawal symptoms are headache, fatigue, loss of appetite, nausea. I found this same information over and over and over.

Why didn't my crack medical team suggest that this might have been the trouble? Who knows. A few weeks ago the PA rattled off a list of possible side effects, and honestly, I can't remember what they all were, but I don't think headache and fatigue were among them.

Anyway, I got over being pissed off that this apparently really obvious information was not offered to me. I'm glad I'm not in the slammer being tortured by strains of Entertainment Tonight. I'm glad I'm not wearing pajamas. I'm glad it looks like I will be able to see all the friends I was planning to see this weekend, in my own home.

Life is good-ish.

Food?

So, the response to my 99 cent store question has been excellent. You can read the comments and see for yourself. A lot of people emailed, also, and many of them said the same thing: no food, no toys for kids, nothing from China, no personal care products.

I have bought all kinds of stuff at the 99 cent store, like toothpaste (name brand only) and I did experiment with food, too, but I was scared off by exploding cans, etc. Another time I bought something that I thought was olive oil because it said both olive and oil on the bottle (though perhaps not in that order.) Later I read the fine print which said something about how it wasn't food, ie, don't eat it, because it's not for human consumption. I looked it up. Apparently they make oil out of the crap that's left over after they press the olive oil. I suppose you're meant to use it to grease a squeaky hinge or something? But it was in the food section of the store.

I have to confess that I bought some cumin at the 99 cent store a couple of weeks ago. This seemed okay to me for some reason.

This discussion has given me much to think about. We have this crazy store in Sunnyside called the South Pole store. It has everything from little bottles of hotel shampoo to real gold jewelry. They also have food. Technically, it's not a 99 cent store, and therefore I feel no qualms about buying food there, sometimes for 99 cents. I realize that this doesn't make any sense.

I have been lured into 99 cent stores for the following reasons: I was really really broke, I wanted to be entertained, and/or I was looking for a bargain/wanted to feel like I was getting away with something. Sometimes all three.

There are a couple schools of thought. One person wrote: "I cannot in good conscience, or even in a not very serious one, support the whole sweat shop industry thing. The american obsession with a bargain has brought the scourge of the dollar store on itself. There is no such thing as something for nothing--or even 99 cents." Others have said that we who shop in 99 cent stores are getting over on the companies who mark everything up way too much.

I'm not sure what to think. Aren't clothes from The Gap and Banana Republic made in sweatshops, too? That's why it's best to buy them at the Goodwill (that's another topic.)

Perhaps my favorite speculation so far: the people who buy pregnancy tests at the 99 cent store also bought their condoms there.

St. Pat's for All Parade

I went to the St. Pat's for All parade yesterday, which is right in my backyard. It began as alternative to the 5th Avenue parade when gay and lesbian groups were banned from marching there. What I love most about it, though, is that it's not just a gay parade...there are political and cultural groups marching from all over Queens (and even Brooklyn...GASP).

I have posted a few photos here but there are more on my Flickr page:

StPats

Where do YOU draw the line? An informal survey.

As many of you know, I am a little bit obsessed with 99 Cent stores.

I have learned many lessons from 99 cent store shopping.

1. If you buy an extension cord for 99 cents and it sparks and turns the wall black, it is no bargain. Now you have to go spend $3.99 on top of that 99 cents! WTF!

2. Lightbulbs from the 99 cent store that have typos on the packaging usually last about 2 days. Now you have to buy more lightbulbs on top of that 99 cents! OMG!

3. 99 cent stores often have excellent bootleg Hello Kitty merchandise. You can tell it's fake because it says "Helo Kity" or "Kittty" on it.

The list could go on and on, but I will spare you.

Here is my question for those of you who shop at dollar stores or 99 cent stores regularly: where do you draw the line? What, if anything, would you be unwilling to purchase at such a store?

For example, I draw the line at food. Also, I recently saw a pregnancy test at a 99 cent store and I don't think I would go there either.

I am dead serious. I really want to know. If you don't want to post your answer as a comment, send me an email and I will post the answers (anonymously) if I get any. Which I hope I do. Because this really does matter to me, okay?

More Sunnyside Weirdness

Trash




"My Broken Christ." How's YOUR broken Christ lately?




Lunch



I'm sorry, what??

Cheap Merchandise

Fuckin' watch stopped again.

The Day The Music Died

It's hard to really explain this picture...if I had a real camera and I could get up on the roof of my building, maybe the picture wouldn't need an explanation.

This child-sized guitar has apparently been thrown out a window. It's on the ground in the (locked) courtyard of my building.

What can this mean? Some perfectionist yuppie dad who fully expects his eight-year-old to be the next Eric Clapton just couldn't listen to "House of the Rising Sun" one more fucking time? There's no way of knowing what the story is here.

Real Men Can't Bake?

Once upon a time, I worked in restaurant kitchens. I was a cook, mostly, but I also worked as a baker...bread and desserts, etc. Nothing too fancy. No wedding cakes. But I know my way around a mixer.

In the past few weeks, I have attempted to make two very simple baked goods (banana bread and brownies) and they both came out like crap. What the hell? I should be able to do this in my sleep with my hands tied behind my back.

I concluded that it had something to do with Mister Man, because I needed someone to blame, and now that Mister Man is really part of the family, I figured I might as well pass the buck to him. I also intend to talk about him behind his back (which should be tricky).

Then, on Thursday, some friends came to visit and they arrived with three bags of amazing food, including some beautiful berries. Most of the berries in the stores now are imported, and I'm a little wary of eating them raw, so I decided to make a tart.

This was a hell of a lot more complicated than the banana bread and brownies that I fucked up. I was a little nervous, but as you can see, I pulled it off. It's delicious.